Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"And one day...if you try really hard, you can look like this." - Tebow


"Really, Tim? Do you mean it?" - Child


"Of course not, bitch...I'm perfect!" - Tebow
"You're a Jets fan, and Gronkowski plays for our rival!!! If you wanna fuck him...you're gunna have to wanna hate fuck him."

Mine must've got lost in the mail.

 I find that if you pray at an angle, like this...God is more likely to answer you.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy BICEPS!!!!!!

See...if we put the baby's face in between us, then it's not gay.